I woke up from a much-needed Sunday afternoon nap to find this on the table:

Cute poem. Misleading, though.

I thought, "How sweet! I don't think that's what he meant, but nice thought... And it's tough to find the right word that rhymes with 'pink,' I bet..."

Then I found out that Jude wrote it. He was playing a trick. So much for all that sweetness.

What a guy.