Words Jabin says (because that's how he is convinced they are pronounced!):

• "Dever mind!"
• "Reraser"
• "Betending" (Instead of "pretending".)
  

Quotable Quotes:

"Mommy, I love girls. They're beautiful!"


At supper, I leaned over to Jabin and asked, "Would you like me to cut that into smaller pieces?"

Without any prelude, Jabin flashed his million-dollar grin at me and replied, "And Mommy, Noah's p_n_s is bigger!"

Jason and I didn't stop laughing for about two minutes.

(I had actually overheard Jabin and Noah talking along this line earlier in the bathroom, and that conversation was even more hilarious--but I don't think that even an "innocent" conversation the likes of that one would be permissible on a family blog!)